My Dog Is Smarter Than Trump T-Shirt – Funny Political Tee by Civil Heresy
“Because one of them actually learns from mistakes.”
The My Dog Is Smarter Than Trump tee by Civil Heresy turns biting humor into wearable satire.
Soft, breathable, and bold enough to start conversations, it’s designed for thinkers who prefer facts, fetch, and freedom of speech. Perfect for rallies, casual wear, or anyone fluent in sarcasm and truth.
Q: What is the message behind the “My Dog Is Smarter Than Trump” tee?
A: It’s a satirical nod to intelligence, honesty, and humor — a playful jab at political absurdity wrapped in a super-soft tee.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more? Free shipping in the continental USA.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! CH48
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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My Dog Is Smarter Than Trump T-Shirt – Funny Political Tee by Civil Heresy